I am currently staring at it and listening to “Closer.” I plan on staying up all night and watching dat ass all nestled in some tight latex. I won’t be able to function tomorrow because I’ll only think of this. I am downloading all episodes that Zachary Quinto is in so I am prepared when dat ass is live on my big screen. I will watch it alone in the dark after hours and cry bitter tears that I am not male nor am I famous, so I shall never never have the chance to fuck him. But you know what? All that will be okay because unlike most of the other men I lust after, this one is in a catsuit. When are you going to make that kind of commitment, Chris Pine?

WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?

ohhellnoah:

ERK. ACK.

oops! sorry for tugging so hard, boy.

NO, IT’S FINE. GO AHEAD AND CHOKE ME TO DEATH. IF YOU’RE GOING TO KEEP WEARING THAT HAT AND SHOWING OFF THAT TATTOO YOU GOT IN THE BACK ROOM OF A GOTH CLUB IN 1996, I DON’T WANT TO LIVE.

it’s a celtic triskelion. it has a deeper meaning.

A DEEPER MEANING THAT YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY BETWEEN ROUNDS OF MAGIC: THE GATHERING? OR WAS IT D&D? YEAH, WAY DEEP. GO JERK OFF INTO A BAG OF POGS AND LET ME DIE IN PEACE.

I don’t know if that’s his kitchen, but if it is, I’m impressed with how average it is.

Basically it’s questioning whether it will be harder for Zach to find roles now that he’s out. All right that’s fair because they do clarify that typing of this sort is done whether you are gay, straight, or Charlie Sheen trying out for a Disney role. But this quote is the source of my ire:

“The roles he has always trended toward are either asexual or characters who aren’t in touch with their emotions,” says Bonnie Gillespie, a casting director and creator of the service Get A-Listed. “It’s not like he’s branded in the same way as a Matthew McConaughey or Chris Pine. If it’s Chris Pine in a male lead, we’re gonna want to see some heat.”

Sooo, you’re saying that just because Zach is openly gay and everyone knows it, he can’t play a straight character? Wow, Heath Ledger is rolling in his grave.

ryeisenberg:

mishas-world:

I see what you did there Zach, cute.

XD

Oh my god, he shares my sense of humor. I can hear the

mrssylargray:

Zachary Quinto ‘Really Grateful’ For Coming-Out Support

I hope if they are dating that we’ll see more of them smooching around town. I don’t know a whole lot about Groff, so I can’t say I’m excited, but I am a fan of possible coupley cuteness ahead.

That is the most exciting thing, imo. I’m happy for him, that he no longer has to hide boyfriends and can make them a public part of his life.

Just thought I’d bring these back. You know, since he does this in real life.

Yeah, I’m sure Chris was fine with it. :)

Oh I knew they were dating. Like I said, it’s not a surprise that Zach is gay, but that he came out. I’ve heard they broke up and I haven’t heard or seen them together, so at least my Pinto heart can go on. I’m also excited that if Zach gets another boyfriend, he can actually show PDA like hand holding and maybe a kiss. *swoons*

The first impression I had of Chris was a douchebag. The ‘baby I don’t have three hands’ infamous article was maybe my first introduction to him and I think I watched a clip of him talking about something and it rubbed me the wrong way. Then I saw how he reacted to the paps, always getting angry and I always liked Zach’s indifferent attitude more. It was like two guys living in an apartment and there’s a couple of roaches. Chris is the guy screaming on top of a chair, threatening to torch the fuckers, but Zach is all calm on the couch, flicking them away if they get too close and suggesting that Chris call an exterminator. But then I watched more of him and realized he’s highly intelligent and down to earth and that was the first surprise. Later I saw that once in a while he does react well to paps and has grown more comfortable with all the attention. I’m fairly sure that even if he does have concerns over being ridiculed even a little for being Zach’s friend, he’d get over it soon enough.

Also, I would die if they upped the bromance in spite of the attention, like Kirk grabs Spock’s ass on the gag reel.