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I enjoy Star Trek and the Avengers mainly, though I have a zillion other interests that usually relate to gay sex.

ohhellnoah:

OH, NEAT. A STILL FROM THAT SHOW YOU USED TO STAR IN. OZ, RIGHT?
no, this is from heroes. i was never in oz.
ARE YOU SURE? WHAT WAS THE DIFFERENCE?
heroes was a sci-fi show about people who developed supernatural abilities. oz was a prison drama that featured a lot of sex.
SEX, HUH? IN THE PRISON? BETWEEN DUDES?
well, yeah.
GAZING HUNGRILY AT EACH OTHER?
i…guess so.
MMM. YEAH, NO. I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS FROM OZ.

ohhellnoah:

OH, NEAT. A STILL FROM THAT SHOW YOU USED TO STAR IN. OZ, RIGHT?

no, this is from heroes. i was never in oz.

ARE YOU SURE? WHAT WAS THE DIFFERENCE?

heroes was a sci-fi show about people who developed supernatural abilities. oz was a prison drama that featured a lot of sex.

SEX, HUH? IN THE PRISON? BETWEEN DUDES?

well, yeah.

GAZING HUNGRILY AT EACH OTHER?

i…guess so.

MMM. YEAH, NO. I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS FROM OZ.



#heroes #lmao #zachary quinto
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ohhellnoah:

noah.
YES?
why do you have this photo taped to the wall above your food bowl?
IT MAKES ME HAPPY.
…but why?
BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO PAINFULLY AWKWARD IN YOUR UGLY CARDIGAN AND MISMATCHED TIE, TRYING TO FIT IN WITH THE COOL KIDS.
hey. that’s not really fair…
NO? THE GUY ON THE RIGHT IS IN AN IMPECCABLE SUIT AND THE GUY ON THE LEFT LOOKS LIKE THE COOLEST MOFO WHO EVER LIVED. AND THEN THERE YOU ARE, FRESH FROM THE ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY, BEING ALL, “OH, HAHAHAHA, YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY, PLEASE LIKE ME PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME LIKE ME LIKE ME PLEEEEEEASE.”
that is so inaccurate.
UH HUH. AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE GUY IN THE SUIT CALLED YOU?
well, i mean. karl’s just…been really busy.
BURN THAT CARDIGAN, GRANDMAW-MAW. IT’S ONLY DESIRE IN LIFE IS TO HURT YOU. BURN IT AND LEAVE ITS SMOLDERING CORPSE IN A DITCH.

ohhellnoah:

noah.

YES?

why do you have this photo taped to the wall above your food bowl?

IT MAKES ME HAPPY.

…but why?

BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO PAINFULLY AWKWARD IN YOUR UGLY CARDIGAN AND MISMATCHED TIE, TRYING TO FIT IN WITH THE COOL KIDS.

hey. that’s not really fair…

NO? THE GUY ON THE RIGHT IS IN AN IMPECCABLE SUIT AND THE GUY ON THE LEFT LOOKS LIKE THE COOLEST MOFO WHO EVER LIVED. AND THEN THERE YOU ARE, FRESH FROM THE ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY, BEING ALL, “OH, HAHAHAHA, YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY, PLEASE LIKE ME PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME LIKE ME LIKE ME PLEEEEEEASE.”

that is so inaccurate.

UH HUH. AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE GUY IN THE SUIT CALLED YOU?

well, i mean. karl’s just…been really busy.

BURN THAT CARDIGAN, GRANDMAW-MAW. IT’S ONLY DESIRE IN LIFE IS TO HURT YOU. BURN IT AND LEAVE ITS SMOLDERING CORPSE IN A DITCH.



#lmao #zachary quinto
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suavebadass:

mishaphilia:

lucindasaxon:

imbusymycroft:

frecklesbajorek:

picnicsatasgard:

jensening-in-the-tardis:

praytocastiel:

themooseinthetardis:

impulsive-biter:

genevieveohara:

spiritintheskyangel:

castielofthursday:

mcavoyhasladyhips:

MAD TV: Supernatural sketch sneak peek

((I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T))

((OMG is that Zachary Quinto as the voice of Sam?!))

((fGKURIU THAT IS QUINTO))

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WHAT

what

is

happening

what

what exactly

what exactly is this

SPOT WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS.

OH MY GOD DEAN IS SO INCREDIBLY GAY JESUS CHRIST

AND ALSO

ZACHARY QUINTO

WHAT IS HAPPENING I JUST

Dean, even Mad Tv picked up on your heterosexuality! COME ON!!!

I might start watching Mad Tv again

WUT…

YES. YES.

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CHRIST HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CONTINUE BREATHING AFTER THIS

OH GOD I CACKLED SO FUCKING LOUD JFC



#WHAT EVEN IS THIS #spn #zachary quinto #mad tv #supernatural #supertrek
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captain-jamie-kirk:

-andrews:

REMEMBER WHEN SOMEONE EDITED THE STAR TREK AUDIOBOOK TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE ZACHARY QUINTO WAS NARRATING KIRK/SPOCK PORN

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE



#just needed this on my blog #star trek #audiobook #zachary quinto
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Family member died.

Car broke down.

TV show got cancelled.

Underwear keeps riding up.



#ugly crying #zachary quinto #ahs #gif #I am insane
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THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN COOK?! HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT?

THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN COOK?! HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT?



#god damn that looks good #food porn #zachary quinto #flawless person
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dailyzqphoto:

somethinglike4ever:

Fuck you, Entertainment magazine. Fuck. You.





I’m all for gay jokes. Obviously so is Takei since he regularly riffs himself and knows that comedy is comedy and is an art form that is sometimes shocking. First of all, this is a lame ass joke. How in the hell would Spock and Sulu fit into a gay pride parade and how can just two gay men make an entire float? There is no wit in this to excuse it even a little, so it’s a cheap joke and comes off as mean spirited. “Ah ha ha, I made a hilarious joke because George Takei and Zachary Quinto are gay! Everyone look at their photoshopped heads! Two gay men on Star Trek! I mean, one was funny, but two is hilarious, am I right?”
Just, fuck you for going to the lowest common denominator and shaming two wonderful men for having the bravery to come out and deal with shitbags like you in their face every day.

dailyzqphoto:

somethinglike4ever:

Fuck you, Entertainment magazine. Fuck. You.

I’m all for gay jokes. Obviously so is Takei since he regularly riffs himself and knows that comedy is comedy and is an art form that is sometimes shocking. First of all, this is a lame ass joke. How in the hell would Spock and Sulu fit into a gay pride parade and how can just two gay men make an entire float? There is no wit in this to excuse it even a little, so it’s a cheap joke and comes off as mean spirited. “Ah ha ha, I made a hilarious joke because George Takei and Zachary Quinto are gay! Everyone look at their photoshopped heads! Two gay men on Star Trek! I mean, one was funny, but two is hilarious, am I right?”

Just, fuck you for going to the lowest common denominator and shaming two wonderful men for having the bravery to come out and deal with shitbags like you in their face every day.



#fuck you #entertainment magazine #gay rights #zachary quinto #george takei #star trek
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Did you see how comfortable Chris looked with Zach? Clearly he and everyone on Earth knew Zach was gay, but I’m just proud of Chris not altering his behavior and keeping a distance in public. Shouldn’t have doubted him for a moment.



#gq motherfuckers #pinto #zachary quinto #chris pine #personal space what personal space?
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kosmoosi replied to your post: I feel a bit better about life now

Yes. What fandom, by the way?

I’ve only written 2 novel-length fics, both for the Star Trek fandom, K/S. They can be found on my lj if you’re interested.

malcs replied to your post: And now I shall stay up late and begin watching American Horror Story. I may or may not skip ahead to all ZQ episodes.

Tell me what you think of this nutty show! I’m enjoying it despite it’s randomness, and dudes in pleather suits.

I’ve watched four episodes thus far, so now I have an opinion. You’re quite right, it’s weird and half the time I’m going ‘huh?’, but I like that because at least you get answers along the way and it’s damn compelling. I didn’t know it was on FX so it was nice to get some foul language and really disturbing imagery (omg, the baby stitching? I don’t get repulsed easily and I’ve never been disturbed by anything on Supernatural, but that was some seriously messed up shit. Me gusta!) I’m sort of annoyed with the two parents, though I sort of like that because it gives me a certain pleasure seeing bad things happen to them. I mean, wtf, they say they can’t move form this fucked up place because they need the money, but if that were me I’d cut my fucking losses and live below my means. I mean, they clearly can afford a housekeeper, a new security system, and someone to decorate their house, so I have no sympathy for when they eventually go mad and kill everyone. I just hope the daughter is far away because I like her. I’ve also watched the first episode with Zach’s character and dear lord, he’s magnificent. What gets me is that the character and his lines are dull on paper. If they would have cast anyone else, the character would fall flat but he is able to take this otherwise stereotypical, lifeless character and put that much life into him. He’s scarily good at acting and that’s why I fell in love with him when I first watched him on Heroes and he remains my favorite character from that show, even if he was, once again, a stereotypical psychopath made awesome by magic acting.



#kosmoosi #malcs #star trek #space husbands #american horror story #zachary quinto #fandom
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