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I enjoy Star Trek and the Avengers mainly, though I have a zillion other interests that usually relate to gay sex.

 I had a dream and it led me to the best scenario for the next movie.

You get Kirk, Spock, and McCoy on a planet alone with no way to contact the ship, and we get a million BAMF trio moments as they work to survive their environment (moar McCoy. He should get his own movie.) The crew is having to simultaneously deal with an attacking threat back on the ship (Klingons are fun) and everyone gets to shine (I wouldn’t say no to Scotty in command and having Uhura as his acting first officer. Rowr!)

Meanwhile, Spock goes through pon farr. When Kirk and McCoy finally learn what’s going on, you have Kirk very seriously pull Spock aside and offer to have sex with him. I’m not kidding: don’t play it for laughs, just play it as Kirk genuinely not wanting Spock to die. Of course it won’t happen because we as a society and the PG-13 rating are not ready for that, but it just won’t work because it has to be T’Pring.

Not only do shippers get the best material ever, but your average movie-going crowd can hide behind “just doing your bro a favor” and even think of Kirk as awesome for offering something like that.

Bonus: Kirk mentions that this isn’t the first time he’s been with the same sex. :D



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thylaa:

“What’s a soulmate?” Well, it’s like a best friend but more.

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It’s the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else.

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It’s someone who makes you a better person.

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A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever.

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It’s the one person who knew you, and accepted you; believed in you before anyone else did, or when no one else would.

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And no matter what happens, they’ll always love you. Nothing can ever change that.

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goldshirts-tightpants:

emery-ashbel:

can we talk about how chris pine perfectly captured the way that shatner’s kirk looked at spock like the flirty smile and the fluttering eyelashes and everything

cAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT????

NO BUT SERIOUSLY 

IT’S LIKE HE SAT DOWN AND WATCHED THE WAY SHATNER LOOKED AT NIMOY IN TOS

AND PERFECTED THAT LOOK

AND IT WAS PERFECT

I GASPED AUDIBLY, IT WAS SO PERFECT.

The fucking scene where Kirk is in the chair and Spock says he’s happy to help out and it’s just Kirk’s face looking surprisingly pleased and adoring and jesus that’s all Shatner right there.



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wardoflife:

starfleetgrad:

kirkery:

i think one of the worst parts of the reactor core scene is that spock kinda paws at the door a little when he first gets there. like he can phase through it and reach out to jim. /flies into the sun

WOW NO

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT PART. It starts the fucking tears for me.

I JUST WENT BACK AND IT’S TRUE. I’M SOBBING AGAIN.



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jazuthewasianprincess:

goldshirts-tightpants:

“HOW’S OUR SHIP?”

“OUT OF DANGER.”

  • OUR  SHIP
  • OUR SHIP
  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW RIGHT I JUST REALIZED THAT HOLY HELL IM DEAD



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Jim: I’m scared, Spock. Help me not to be.

Yes, Spock, help him not to be scared. You could say he’s letting you help



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kirkspocks:

ALRIGHT CHRIS PINE IT’S ALL UP TO YOU NOW

kirkspocks:

ALRIGHT CHRIS PINE IT’S ALL UP TO YOU NOW



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threshold-of-revelation:

the truth is… i’m gonna miss you

Can’t you just kiss and make up already?

but they do



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the truth is… i’m gonna miss you

I CAN’T. KIRK IS WAITING ALL EXPECTANTLY FOR SOME KIND OF SIGN THAT SPOCK GIVES A SHIT THAT THEY’RE BEING PUT ON DIFFERENT SHIPS, AND WHEN HE THINKS HE DOESN’T GET IT HE WALKS AWAY, EXASPERATED.

BUT SPOCK IS JUST SHOCKED THAT JIM WOULD MISS HIM. HIS MOUTH FALLS OPEN, HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY AND HIS BRAIN IS PROCESSING A MILLION DIFFERENT THINGS RIGHT NOW, LIKE HOW JIM COULD BE COMPLETELY PISSED AND DONE WITH HIM ONE MINUTE, TURN AROUND AND STILL WANT HIM AROUND THE NEXT.

LOOK AT SPOCK’S FACE AS JIM WALKS AWAY. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE FEELINGS INSIDE OF HIM. THIS WHOLE MOVIE WAS ABOUT MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND LONGINGS THAT NEITHER OF THESE EMOTIONALLY STUNTED INDIVIDUALS CAN EXPRESS CORRECTLY UNTIL IT’S ALMOST TOO LATE, AND EVEN THEN THEY STILL KIND OF SUCK AT IT.



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