My favorite thing is that she bought the motherfucking dress.
Peter Hale: distracted from his evil mission by an imminent fashion crisis.
Sudden image of an upcoming showdown between Derek and Peter, frantically interrupted by Stiles:
“Guys! Stop! Wait, I - I’m wearing black shoes and a brown belt!”
Peter clutches his chest, looking heartbroken, as a single tear runs down his perfectly moisturized cheek.
Back to school shopping is never the same once Peter joins the pack.
Never. the same.
In season 3, Peter gives Stiles that much needed make-over, making sure he still stays true to himself while accentuating all his assets. Stiles finally gets that date with Danny. Derek and/or Isaac punch Peter in the face.
Bonus points for Jackson being Peter’s fashion muse - about which Jackson gets unbelievable smug, and he pouts for a week when Peter drops him like a hot potato for Lydia.
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY EXCEPT: I LOVE THIS FANDOM.
Are all the Hales this fussy about fashion? Sure would explain Derek’s weird tendency to make leather uniforms for his pups. Damn.
The real reason Peter came back from the dead:
Stiles was wearing way too much plaid and he seriously wants to give the boy a makeover.
YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR.
YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN…
CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD.
FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR.
CHAIR, DON’T LET THEM DISCOURAGE YOU. DON’T LISTEN TO THEM, CHAIR. IF YOU WANT TO CLIMB THE WALL THEN DO IT. YOU’RE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE AND YOU’RE DOING AN AMAZING JOB. BE DIFFERENT, CHAIR. REACH FOR THE STARS. LOOK AT YOU. YOU ARE DEFYING WHAT HAS BEEN THE DEFINITION OF “CHAIR” FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. YOU. CAN. DO. IT.
FUCKING CHAIR, YOU ARE NOT LYN-Z
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM. CAUSE CHAIR YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.>
CHAIR. YOU’RE AMAZING JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
CHAIR PLEASE, DON’T YOU EVER, EVER FEEL LIKE YOU’RE LESS THAN FUCKING PERFECT!!1!
chair, have you ever felt like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?
JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU ASCEND. BUT THAT’S ALL RIGHT, BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY YOU BEND. JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH YOU DARE. WELL THAT’S ALL RIGHT, ‘CAUSE YOU’RE A BADASS FUCKING CHAIR. A BADASS FUCKING CHAIR.
tears of laughter streaming down my face holy shit
Kickass Cupcake(s) of the Day: Kristan @ Confessions of a Cookbook Queen devised an ingenious way of creating edible cupcake cupcake toppers using “fun size” Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, frosting, and sprinkles. Flickerer Make Way For Cupcake decided to try it out.
inb4 yo dawg, inception, cupcakes all the way down.