goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

cumberbuddy:

dudeufugly:

cumberbuddy:

Benedict Cumberfish

He looks like a fish breathing.

THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN. 

JUST KEEP CUMLBR’ING, CUMBL’RING, CUMBLR’ING WHAT DO WE DO WE CUMBL, CUMBL. HA HA HA HA HAAAA HOO I LIKE TO CUMMMMBLRRRRRRRR. 

benedicthiddleston:

Remember when the boys hung out at Hooters, teasing us on twitter?

It was glorious.

Zach, Eggs Benedict, Grandma Pegg, and Grandpa Pine.

and on PINTO DE MAYO, no less.

tomithejellyfish:

Imagine if Bendict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston were on “Hell’s Kitchen”

Gordon: IT’S RAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
Tom: Terribly sorry, chef. I’ll redo it right away. 

Gordon: THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HOW DO YOU BURN A RISOTTO
Benedict: Literally just starts crying 

teaandbiscuitsplease:

hoolihoops:

dudeufugly:

you-only-loki-once:

silvertonguedloki:

dontstartlethewitch:

radiolocked:

moraniarty:

walkingoutearly:

01012012:

chitpickle:

dudeufugly:

teaandbiscuitsplease:

dudeufugly:

you-only-loki-once:

america 

Daddy’s had enough now … GIVE HIM BACK! … no, but seriously … there needs to be an eagle patch on his shoulder and a trucker cap on his head - if you do it, do it right!

I understood my country needed me?

I SALUTE YOU! - tears from laughter …. perfection! …but now … GIVE HIM BACK!

no he’s ours

/casually adding in an eagle

give him back you baSTARDS

we DEMANd YOU RETURN THE BATCH IMMEDIATELY

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of HOW FREE HE IS. 

 I can’t hear you over the sound of HOW FREE HE IS. 

this is just getting better and better!

 ”I can’t hear you over the sound of HOW FREE HE IS.” 
OH ALL OF THE AMERICAN PATRIOTISM

FUCKING HELL MY SIDES IM CRYING

This makes me proud to be an American.

mamaumbridge:

moraniarty:

HOW DO YOU EVEN EXIST

abatchofcumber:

bemusedlybespectacled:

bamfinajumper:

sirarthurconandoilies:

airdotcaptain:

ununpentium:

seriously though

america, please give benedict cumberbatch back soon

sincerely,

uk.

never

Dear UK,

We’re keeping this one. How does it feel only having 4 actors now? 

Love,

America

Noooooo! Give him back, THIEVES!!!!

I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HIS FREEDOM

i was not expecting that

chris pine ‘grateful’ to have benedict cumberbatch on star trek cast

The slash is going to be amazing.

crieffs:

would you call it

pintocum

arminaa8:

leucisticstag:

Guys.
Guys.
Holy shit.

This is a combination on Benedict Cumberbatch and Zachary Quinto (Used to have a huuuge crush on him in 7th grade :B). 
Behold the beauty. 

ahdiuahsdiuahsdiua

IT IS CUMBINTO. Now I am imagining an alternate universe in which both Pinto and Cumbinto exist and they are half brothers. But then I think the world would implode from their mutual hotness.

fandomslut:

holygrails:

chrispinesforehead:

‘Star Trek’ Star Chris Pine ‘Grateful’ For Benedict Cumberbatch

thestudfinder:

 #this reads like a fan girl letter

Cumberbatch makes all the boys flock to the yard. Must be why I ship him with most of his male co-stars.

The STXII kink meme is going to be exquisite.