tacosmells:

#that’s not friendship spock that’s a boner

_{thomas have u been reading fanfiction again}

asgardian-poledance:

gamefanatics:

Iron Man 3 - Patriot Armor confirmed!

Salute to the Red, White, and Blue! It’s been confirmed that the other man of steel will be donning the patriotic suit created by Norman Osborne (yes, from Spider-man), though (obviously) neither Osborne nor Spider-man will be making an appearance in the movie.

Kinda makes you wish we lived in an alternate universe where Marvel owned the film rights to ALL of their characters eh?

Even my non-slashfan friends think that this looks like a Captain America/Iron Man lovechild.

I’m laughing so hard because I’m imagining Tony showing up on the battlefield in this getup and them being that married couple that starts looking alike after a while, except Tony is clearly more ambitious about it.

valdrein:

rapunzelcomplex:

gazzymouse:

It took me 12 years to go frame by frame and realize that weird lag I had always noticed was Tulio pausing to kiss Miguel before pushing him off the cliff in a desperate attempt to save their lives…

MY SHIP IS UNSINKABLE

“The Road to El Dorado: Miguel & Tulio: The original script had them be lovers, calling each other ‘darling’ and such. Although the idea was shot down, they left in scenes where you can kind of tell what they were pushing for.”

omg, I actually had to check that quote out, but it’s on tv tropes here, right under the list for film-animation.

black-nata:

wELL thor maybe if you didn’t spread your legs as much then maybe loki wouldn’t ‘gaze upon you so intently’

I gave him what he needed. And it wasn’t some bitch in a G-string. It was you.

I lost my shit when this scene happened. I mean, let’s put it in context: Esca pretends to betray Marcus because the Seal people will believe him more than a Roman. Late one night, Esca comes to Marcus to free him and take back the eagle standard they journeyed all that way for. There’s about a million different ways this scene could have been written. Marcus’ reaction to his former slave actually helping him when there was no gain to be had could have varied between several dozen heterosexual expressions. (I guess after a little S&M

you can’t really be surprised that they chose none of these.)

Nope, Marcus, in a serious and almost wondering voice, says, “I thought I lost you.” Not, “Hey dude, you’re all right after all” or even the more emotional, “I’m so glad you’re with me again.” I mean fuck, this is the first thing he says. Marcus is pathetically grateful that he hadn’t lost Esca, that he would have to go on without him and would lose the most important person he’d ever known.

I was able to stifle my squee pretty well in the theater, though it helped that I started getting frustrated. This movie was so gay that it actually annoyed me that Holmes and Watson just don’t make out already. Though, even if Mary served little purpose except to be a beard and as a device to let the writers get away with the most homoerotic shit they can think of, I will happily accept this new trend and I am feeling pretty good about Uhura being with Spock. 2013 is going to be a fantastic year.

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET THAT THESE WERE THE GAYEST SCRIPTS ALIVE AND WERE REJECTED FOR THEIR BLATANT HOMOSEXUALITY?! I MEAN AFTER SHORE LEAVE AND THEN AMOK TIME, THE NEXT STEP WOULD BE FULL ON FUCKING, RIGHT?

I mean, shit son.

-mistaken for gay couple! Girl who reads body language got everything else right but somehow didn’t pick up “brothers” and called them “partners.”

-waiter dude sort of hitting on Dean. Vibes?

-“We’re looking for a necklace.” “How romantic.”

-Sibling acts. All fell through from living together all the time, except one, serendipitiously called “The Campbells”.

-Oh wait, there’s more, because The Campbell brothers weren’t really brothers and that was a cover for a homosexual partnership.

-Ellen sends a message to Dean beyond the grave, and it’s to tell someone how bad it really is and trust someone. Hmm, wonder who else in his life this message could apply to, this idea of trusting someone.

-Start out the episode all pissed and hurt with the other, end the episode practically skipping hand in hand and having that verified by the body language lady saying that they seem good and Dean surprised and pleased with the revelation.

-Dean didn’t hit on the pretty girl who likes him, even when Sam left to give them privacy.

-Oh yeah, and the twinkly end music like the car they were riding in was spitting out glitter.

MARRIED.

emery-ashbel:

victoryjobs:

we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~

when this was

obviously

not the case

HOMOSEXUALITY IN MY BIBLE?!? GOD FORBID

Yeah, I can’t believe it was the first time I saw them interact. I mean, there’s the cool moonlit fighting, then Dean is on top of Sam, and that would have been tame enough but then Sam says fuck that shit and flips Dean over and pins him on his back to prove a point.

I’ve maybe seen a couple of episodes of Star Trek: The Animated Series, but I never paid much attention before. I decided to try watching one with my niece and so I started with the first one. WHAT THE GAY. Alien energy takes over ship, starts zapping the shit out of Spock. Kirk buckles like a cheap belt and gives into its demands even though Spock tells him not to. That’s fine, but then Kirk gets mega zapped for a while, Spock acts all panicky and sounds  worried as fuck, then he helps Kirk into his seat with a hand lingering on his arm comfortingly and shit.

I need to watch this whole series, and possibly make a K/S moments bonus because I’ve heard some tales of this animated series and the slash must be known to all.