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wendigo:

tagging your hate and getting mad at the backlash is like going to a star wars convention in a shirt that says “han solo sucks” and being surprised when someone punches you in the face like what the fuck were you expecting

basically this

ladynorthstar:

sirdefnesaur:

tardiscrash:

rift-master:

Stop shipping them. Tony and Steve especially. Want to base ships? Read the comics.

Okay.

Have I read enough comcis for you??

:-|

you’re right. i just reread all those comics
and you’re totally right

context?

what context?

there’s no context here

no

context

whatsoever

wow this ship has no base to it

at all

i can’t find one thing that’s shippable about them

not one 

it’s not like, idk, tony has a captain america memorabilia room or anything. or that he has posters and pictures of cap, just cap, around his mansions. that he has captain america collectibles. that he pays, what? 2 million? for steve’s original avengers card.

it’s not like steve has a signed iron man helmet in his apartment. nope
it’s not like tony was so torn about the civil war that for the first time in his life his grief was too big to drown in alcohol
it’s not like they constantly go around spouting praise about one another’s genius/azure eyes/moral compass/compassion. lol no
it’s not like marvel writers heavily imply that the biggest reason tony stark wanted to wake up at the end of dissassembled was for steve.
it’s not like the others avengers refer to them as mom and dad.
it’s not like despite being polar opposites on so many different issues, they’re still bffs. no.
it’s not like after steve died tony had hallucinations/dreams about him. nope
it’s not like they kissed in the 616 universe or got married in another universe.
it’s not like they come to each other’s aid, wherever, whenever. nuh-huh.
it’s not like other characters tell them to get a room or talk about how much they love each other
it’s not like marvel ships them or anything. like, they would never purposefully sandwich panels of steve kissing someone and tony being in unbearable pain or anything. pshh no.

is that enough for you guys? can you get off your high horse of “they’re superheroes, they’re manly, they can’t be gay”? can you shut up now? i would just like to point out: they. get. married. in another universe. but married. i’m sorry, but in my opinion, that’s pretty canon. jussayin’.

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apparently kirk’s ass is febreezed

get the syrup

no. i did not run right over to your youtube account and then cry over the Oh Death/Spark video. no. *sobs* no i did not. *sobs*

Reading Shatter, aka Loki is cast out of Asgard instead of Thor. This AU, I like it.

tazeffect:

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Brittney changed hers from suicidallyreckless to proper-pyscopath, I changed mine from ava1234567 to android-andrea, and I don’t know about anyone else. :\

You missed an ‘h’ on psychopath for anyone else looking, and thank you for informing me of yourself as well! I range from distressed to amused when people I don’t remember following pop up on my dash. :)

Well I guess you found your answer about Brittany :( That’s too bad that (it looks like) she’s gone. And, as a personal aside, I don’t like changing urls because of things like this - people just don’t know who you are if you do :\

Rumors of her online death are greatly exaggerated!

I mean, people can do what they want and that’s fine, but for me I’d just as soon avoid confusion. I even keep the same username outside of tumblr because it’s just easier to find me.

Why were so many Loki scenes cut? What The Fuck? It paints an even more complex picture of him. Maybe they were too afraid that they made him too sympathetic?

burnupasun:

First off, I want to clearly state that these are simply theories and I’m working through my own thoughts still. Also, that this is not justifying Loki’s actions, but merely attempting to analyze why he did what he did. Here are the points I’d like to make:

• Loki is flawed but his flaws are a result of a culmination of poor (if partially unconscious) treatment by his parents (mostly his father), his brother, and his peers. He is both a victim of circumstance and his own foolish actions.
• Loki’s motivation is desperate desire for self-respect.
• Loki is not a villain. He is not a hero. He is an anti-villain.

And here’s why~

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Not only have I been worrying since 2009 that the Star Trek sequel will ruin my Kirk/Spock, but now I’m also worried that Thor 2 will ruin Thor/Loki and, like, make Loki unsympathetically evil or kill him or something.

2013’s gonna be a hard year, man.

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