January 2012
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
December 2011
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Okay, watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes a...
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All the coolest bromances save each other from...
thegestianpoet:
dingoatemybabycrazy:
heysammy:
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heathyr:
dean why can’t you be cool
fuckin dean
You’re tearing this family apart, Dean.
DEAN WINCHESTER DOES NOT SAVE HIS BRO FROM WATER.
HE SAVES HIS BRO FROM FIRE.
TWICE.
DEAN WINCHESTER IS TOO HARDCORE FOR YOUR DROWNING BULLSHIT.
FUCK YOU IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM.
dean winchester SWIMS OUT OF...
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verifascinating replied to your post: What are your feelings regarding the latest reboot comic book with the whole S/U “romance” thing and captain Kirk giving them orders to have a few hours of “shared quarter confinement”?
WHAT IF WE HATE THE NEW MOVIE AND END UP WANTING TO HANG OURSELVES AND NEVER WRITE FANFICTION AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO TERRIBLE? WHAT IF
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?...
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Anonymous asked: What are your feelings regarding the latest reboot comic book with the whole S/U "romance" thing and captain Kirk giving them orders to have a few hours of "shared quarter confinement"?
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Ugh. It feels like everyone is straight and...
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Save the Jungle Movie! →
If you loved the show Hey Arnold and have a facebook, please join and raise our numbers.
If you don’t know (like I didn’t know until today), The Jungle Movie was going to be a second Hey Arnold movie. You can read about it here, but basically all I can see is HELGA AND ARNOLD SHARE A KISS AND GET TOGETHER WHILE AT THE SAME TIME ARNOLD REUNITES WITH HIS PARENTS. I mean, talk about a...
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catnipsoup asked: I'd agree on the Castiel point more if they hadn't played him out as, uh, bad God? They made him the last minute antagonist before he said the words. That's a pretty negative implication in my opinion. And no, not all jokes about homosexuality are demeaning, but if it's almost ALL jokes and NO positive characters that aren't killed off in a few minutes..
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Went to see the new Sherlock Holmes movie. Dear...
I was able to stifle my squee pretty well in the theater, though it helped that I started getting frustrated. This movie was so gay that it actually annoyed me that Holmes and Watson just don’t make out already. Though, even if Mary served little purpose except to be a beard and as a device to let the writers get away with the most homoerotic shit they can think of, I will happily accept...
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Star Trek Cookbook = Slash
werkelijkheid90:
Yes, dear Spirkers, I’ve found it in the cookbook. But I guess I should start at the beginning.
So, I got this for Christmas from my mother-in-law.
And since I love Star Trek just as much as I love cooking, I was fucking estatic. Still am.
So, get this. They have a recipe in here for Plomeek soup, I kid you not (the soup Chapel makes for Spock in Amok Time). I know,...
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I'm an idiot. I just figured out that if you put a...
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I think I may have talked my mom and dad into...
But dear lord, I’ve heard how gay it is and I doubt I can keep my squeals to myself.
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finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
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Sometimes when I'm watching season 1 of...
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milliganoutbitches:
I’m dying at the accuracy of this.
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Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer is...
andyprue:
cosmic-angst:
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iamsexy:
Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.
omg yeah such a lotr rip off
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN
In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles
In victorian London
NO SHIT
DIE
Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided...
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wistfulfever asked: Oh, man! Shawn and Corey still puzzle. WHY SO IN LOVE, BOYS? WHY NOT MARRIED AT THE END? ;)
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A Festivus for the Rest of Us
spirkbookclub:
Okay guys, here it is! Your super-secret extra-special Festivus gift is…
THE VERY FIRST PUBLISHED SPIRK STORY EVAAAAAR.
Oh yes. This is a true piece of Spirk history. Some info before you dive in: This story, called A Fragment Out of Time, was published in the adult fanzine Grup #3 in 1974. It was written by Diane Marchant, an Australian trek fan, and is accompanied by a piece of...
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littlepunkryo replied to your post: You know, if lj keeps fucking up, I’ll never have…
the only thing I ever wanted one for was comment editing and that’s free now so I’ll never pay them again.
It’s free now? Fuck yeah! My big thing used to be icons, but after using tumblr so long, I don’t need what little fun customization lj gives me, so whenever it runs out it runs out.
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You know, if lj keeps fucking up, I'll never have...
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rockandrollhomosexual asked: I'm 16. I can't tell if I'm really mature or if you're really immature. Aah fuck it, you're awesome.
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romanclee asked: Your icon is lovely ^^. The same with your entire blog, really.
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“So “Supernatural” is about heaven, hell, faith, revenge — and the automotive...”
– New York Times Heaven, Hell, Brothers and an Impala (via fremples)
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“You can see why men wanted to get the look. Perhaps they noted the effect...”
– Alexis Petridis, Journalist, on the popularity of Sherlock’s clothing in British fashion after the series first aired.
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