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November 2011

I want a VH1's I love the 60's

Purely because I would wait impatiently for the Star Trek portion and they could get Shatner or Nimoy or Takei, oh lord, Takei would be perfectly hilarious. I mean, even though I wasn’t alive in the 70’s, it’s still fun to watch I love the 70’s, so why not one for the 60’s?

Oct 31, 20114 notes
#do I need to start a petition? #vh1 #star trek #my parents would remember this shit at least
Oct 31, 2011840 notes
#see you all next week #spn #swesson #au #recs #supernatural
“

Texas death row inmate Hank Skinner is set to be executed on November 9.

…

Skinner (who has already come within an hour of execution) is about to be executed despite the fact that there is testable DNA from the murder weapon, the rape kit, hairs one of the victims was found clutching, and a jacket left at the crime scene similar to one worn by another possible suspect, all of which has yet to be tested.

And it’s even worse than that. The state started testing on the hairs a decade ago. When preliminary mitochondrial testing came back negative as a match to either Skinner or the victim, the state just decided to stop further testing.

It’s one thing to consider all of the evidence, find it unconvincing, and then proceed with an execution despite strong disagreement from the suspect’s supporters. It’s a whole other level of moral culpability to deliberately remain ignorant about evidence that could definitively establish guilt or innocence.

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Hank Skinner Execution Date Less Than a Month Away | The Agitator (via greaterthanlapsed)

Please sign, this is ridiculous. It makes me hate my own state and this is not justice.

Oct 31, 2011186 notes
#hank skinner #texas
Oct 31, 2011687 notes
#star trek #I wish #space husbands
Oct 31, 20112,921 notes
#The Nightmare Before Christmas #i will reblog every single one of these #crossover #sherlock bbc #fanart

October 2011

I'm growing oddly fond of livejournal spam comments

This one came up for a chapter in one of my K/S fics:

“Terrific work! This is the type of information that should be shared around the web. Shame on the search engines for not positioning this post higher!”

You know what, spammer? Space husbands are the type of information that should be shared around the web.

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Oct 31, 201121 notes
#star trek #space husbands #when spammers start making sense #livejournal
Oct 31, 20118,119 notes
#crossover #sherlock bbc
Oct 31, 20111,552 notes
#perfect season was perfect #don't know what went wrong #sylar alone kept the show on the air #heroes
Oct 31, 201136,926 notes
#sims #awesome #halloween
Your frankness on important issues

That’s one I haven’t really heard, probably because I so rarely get serious. Does discussing Chris Pine’s bulge count as an important issue?

Oct 30, 20112 notes
#spodiddly #I like to think so #ask box
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly like about you.
Oct 30, 2011324,278 notes
#I'm bored so yeah
Oct 30, 20112,751 notes
#i would watch the SHIT out of this #spn
"I don't love you anymore"

seikozion42:

jazzbones:

cumbersmerch:

1864impala:

witchpls:

heyaislove:

restlesslullabies:

tchaikovsky:

quinnscousinorwhatever:

z33zy:

The most painful 5 words in the English language when put in this order.

“i fucked your mom today”

“everyone you know is dead”

“all the food is gone”

“Finchel will soon have sex”

“Quinn will never go gay”

“Delena will not be endgame”

“No Coke, Is Pepsi fine?”

“Someone finished off the Newman-O’s.”

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“The Doctor can’t regenerate again.”

“Spock does not love Kirk.”

Oct 30, 20114,899 notes
#brb crying my eyes out #star trek #spaceh husbands
Oct 30, 20115,979 notes
#LMAO #star trek #I could have sworn it really happened this way
Oct 30, 20111,126 notes
#girl after my own heart #star trek #deep space nine #spock
Oct 30, 2011174 notes
Oct 30, 201182 notes
#spn #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #supernatural #sam winchester
I think what depresses me the most about the last spn episode is the fact that Sam and Dean are permanently dead now that the leviathan boss decided it's too much exposure to have the world know they're alive.

They totally took away every lingering fantasy I’ve had of Sam and Dean on the run from the law and society. I’m actually more bummed about this than Castiel’s death, so now I really want Castiel back so the boys have something to do.

Oct 30, 20111 note
#spn #castiel #wincest #fangirl DENIED
Oct 30, 20111,188 notes
#spn #why couldn't their doubles been around for a few episodes? #me gusta
Thoughts on the Star Trek comics (with gifs too!)

(read them here and here if you like)

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Oct 30, 201123 notes
#star trek #someone take the keyboard away from me #space husbands #slash #they are gay #canon #comic #spork
Oct 30, 201154,188 notes
#lmao #disney
Oct 30, 20119,613 notes
#spn
Oct 30, 2011240 notes
#yep I'd still hit it #zachary quinto #I love everything you choose to be
Oct 29, 20113,729 notes
#canon #wincest #spn #supernatural
Oct 29, 201182 notes
#and also I'm distracted by Spock's blue eyes #I mean what #space husbands #star trek #chess my ass
In I love the 90s 1993, I have seen two fascinating things

baby Jared Padalecki with a Where’s Waldo book

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and a snippet of a prime time tv schedule

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which explains why I never watched Due South as a kid (because I was nine and Martin was on.)

Oct 29, 20118 notes
#jared padalecki #spn #90's #due south #nostalgia
Listen

Bobby Brown - Every Little Step I Take

Oct 29, 20113 notes
#fuck guys #I used to play with pound puppies and cabbage patch kids to this shit #90's #nostalgia #bobby brown #every little step i take
Oct 29, 2011560 notes
#oh hey look the closest Sam has been to a haircut in several seasons #spn
Agreed with all of that—AAAAAAAH NOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT KIRK PRIME DYING NOOOOOOOOOO... You monster I'll be quietly sobbing into my chai tea for the rest of the evening.

Better than having a bridge dropped on him! Seriously, wtf were those writers thinking? I have never seen such a lazy and pointless death for a beloved, bad ass character. I think I need to write another Prime reunion fic. Maybe if I and several others come up with enough scenarios, the reboot writers will realize that it’s in their best interests to do it. (CRYING OVER JUST THE IDEA OF NIMOY AND SHATNER AS KIRK AND SPOCK AGAIN, FLIRTING AND SHOWING THESE YOUNGUNS HOW REAL SPACE HUSBANDS DO IT.)

Oct 29, 20113 notes
Now I agree that they, uh, have been known to stretch things REALLY FAR for the sake of their pairing. To the point of being infuriating on a few specific occasions. But in this one, just gonna say, I do see why they think it could apply. Maybe not in the romantic sense, but it is a little bit.. uhm.. incriminating for them to use that song then? Likely the kind of posts you're talking about are more "OMG IT MUST BE IT THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TAKE THAT OTHER PAIRINGS". Just giving some perspective.

Yeah, I even said something to the effect that the lyrics eerily fit, but then I remember that most songs are about love in some fashion and the cheesiest songs are pretty much guaranteed to be about love (see anything Michael Bolton has sung.)

But it disturbs me when they talk about crying over it and how Dean is also sobbing every night over the trenchcoat. It’s not even the crying thing because I’d be lying if I said I haven’t cried over a pairing (KIRK PRIME IS NOT DEAD. HE AND SPOCK PRIME WERE SPACE MARRIED FOR DECADES AND KIRK PASSED PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP HOLDING SPOCK’S HAND M’KAY?!) It’s the fact that they take so little and run a marathon with it.

Oct 29, 2011
I am deeply upset that there has not been one fic written of Kirk teaching Spock the complexities of human pranks.
Oct 29, 201114 notes
#star trek #stxii wish list #space husbands
I thought I was the only one who was facepalming over all of the fixation on the groin-stretching thing! Oy.

It was funny as hell, but it isn’t even a canon scene. I mean, fics were written of this!

Oct 29, 2011
The destiel tag

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Look, I love you guys, I respect you. I have a few Destiel shippers on my dash because the ones I follow are chill about the pairing and are as harmless as anyone else posting a pairing I’m not into on my dash. I just wandered on the destiel tag tonight because I occasionally drop in to see how you guys are doing in this dark time, but damn, some of you are insane lately.

I’m a wincest fan and even I don’t consider the Air Supply song scene that slashy. Did I giggle? Yes. Did I waggle my eyebrows and suggest that it may be slashy? You bet your ass I did. But do I post the lyrics and seriously talk about how it’s all about Sam and Dean’s epic romance? Heck, if I have to say what it describes more, I’d say Destiel, but why are you obsessing over the lyrics? It’s a cheesy 80’s song put in for comic relief and any cheesy love song would have sufficed. Dean did this shit before he even met Castiel with REO Speedwagon. I guess Sam and Dean’s song really is ‘My Heart Will Go On’ based on that logic.

Oct 29, 2011
#I can say this because I despaired of the thousands of groin stretching posts on the wincest tag #spn #check your sanity at the door
An actual GOOD episode of Supernatural!

Still upset that there was not more wincest via the leviathans. When they cuddled up for that cell phone camera? I was screaming in my head, “MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT.” Damn, even just one, like, putting his arm around the other. I wanted this to be at least a two-episode arc. How awesome would it be for their dopplegangers to be out there? I wanted to see America react to them, all wondering if they are fucking each other.

Though Air Supply and them once again breaking up was good. I swear, they’re always breaking up.

Oct 29, 20116 notes
#spn #wincest #spoilers
You know you've read a great fic when it's better than the source material.

Case in point, I found out there’s a sequel to the House/Wilson perfection that is A Modest Proposal, Involuntary Commitment, and it’s double that perfection.

Oct 27, 201117 notes
#everything I wanted #house #rec #doctor husbands #hilson
BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you have been given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s always sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out!

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Oct 27, 2011
#lostwithoutmydoctor #ask box
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS

You know what they could actually put in the next Star Trek movie that would pass the censors and yet confirm that space husbands are endgame?

Spock calls Kirk his t’hy’la.

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Oct 27, 201173 notes
#shameless #or just have them make out #I'm not picky #star trek #space husbands #silly fangirl
Oct 27, 2011118 notes
#gay from every angle #star trek #space husbands #reboot
In one hour I will be joyriding in a golf cart. Imma be like

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Oct 26, 20118 notes
#they see me rollin' #they hatin' #rl #I am insane
Play
Oct 26, 2011774 notes
#spn #dis gon be good
I started wondering why femslash is so rare in comparison to slash

I’ve looked up websites that say it’s about demographics, namely that most of fandom is populated by straight female writers. Now, I don’t think that’s totally true. Sure, females are the majority, but there are lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, name-your-sexual women who certainly wouldn’t mind writing about two females getting it on or having a romantic relationship. That doesn’t change the sad fact that there just isn’t much femslash out there.

You know what I think the real problem is? Finding two strong female characters in which to ship. For fuck’s sake, it’s hard enough to find one strong, dynamic female character in a fandom. Finding two is harder than finding a Michael Bay film without explosions, and even then one of them is certainly going to be a straight love interest with no subtext offered between these strong female characters. That’s why we turn to slash, because the men are written better.

Someone make Merlin good again so I can return to shipping Morgana/Gwen.

Oct 26, 201149 notes
#I miss them #femslash #fandom #feminism
1) I hate the word 'hubby'. I don't know why but it just sounds like a little housewife trying to be cutesy about her dour breadwinner. I guess everyone has a word they're weird about. What's yours?
Oct 26, 20119 notes
#100 facts about me #meme
*stares in fear at the last fic she wrote. Carefully clicks the link. Reads for a minute. Faints in relief.*
Oct 26, 20111 note
#I am now terrified of myself #hope like fuck my writing doesn't follow me to dreamland

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catnipsoup reblogged your post: suavebadass replied to your post: “Draco lovingly…

You should rewrite this and play the creep-factor straight. Thereby turning it into a masterpiece.

Seriously, it would make a compelling thriller. Harry would have come outside to confront Draco about all the creepy ass things he did, see Draco jump into the lake, and would just let him drown because that was the more merciful thing to do, really.

Oct 26, 20111 note
#catnipsoup

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suavebadass replied to your post: I’m finding it hard to sympathize with the hero of my own story

LOL HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU WROTE ALL THIS CRAZINESS

Fucking 18! This is sad and I need to bury my head in some sand. I have four stages of my writing: the preteen years in which nothing made sense. The late teen years (this fic’s time period) in which I at least had decent grammar and a plot but with terrible cliches and no idea how reality works. Early 20s in which I barely wrote and what I did write was mediocre but at least made sense. The present, in which my grammar is great and once in a while I put out something that is actually good.

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duskanddawn replied to your post: I’m finding it hard to sympathize with the hero of my own story

Is bad that I’m laughing really hard right now?

NOPE. I love laughing at myself, especially when I know for a fact that It Gets Better.

Oct 26, 20112 notes
#suavebadass #duskanddawn

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suavebadass replied to your post: “Draco lovingly began pulling items from one side…

a bag of black hair that Draco had collected over the years<== WAT

Would you believe this wonderful fic wasn’t betaed?

Oct 26, 20113 notes
#suavebadass #as if that would have helped #a good beta would have told me to never let this see the light of day
I'm finding it hard to sympathize with the hero of my own story

-Draco collects things that fall off of Harry, including hair

-makes a magic mood ring because he wants to know how Harry feels

-apparently starves himself because of unrequited love

-gets off on Harry punching him

-make a polyjuice potion of some girl he knows so he can ask Harry to a ball (oh yeah and his name is Roxanne)

-attends this ball as the girl, later comes back as himself but with a mask, dances with Harry again

-loses his mood ring like a dumbfuck, gets outted as a creeper in front of the whole school, decides to drown himself in the fucking lake

…true love wins the day?

Oct 26, 20116 notes
#liveblogging my shitty writing #now I can stop reading #bad fic
"Draco lovingly began pulling items from one side of the box, running his hands reverently over his favorites. At the top of the pile were various things that Harry had used, including candy wrappers, used quills, a piece from his Nimbus 2000, a twig from his Firebolt stolen in third year when he grabbed the tail of Harry's broom, and a bag of black hair that Draco had collected over the years."

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Oct 26, 20117 notes
#tears are streaming down my face #liveblogging my shitty writing #wtf #lmao
"smirking superiorly"
Oct 26, 20111 note
#liveblogging my shitty writing #grammar
Clearly wizards need earplugs to sleep through snoring. It's not as if they have any other ~magical~ means at their disposal. I'm sure they all have iPods.
Oct 26, 20111 note
#liveblogging my shitty writing #bad fic
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