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Yes, I’m pretty sure there will be more tonight.

I’m looking at the e-mail submission for big bangs, and I need to know how to classify my fic. It has Kirk/Spock as well as Kirk Prime/Spock Prime, so would I make it both TOS and AOS or only AOS since it’s set in that universe?

Also, do you need to warn for character death if the character is dead through the first half of fic and then comes back to life later?

Aug 31, 20103 notes
#help a sister out #big bang #I am annoying
HELP

Is English really referred to as Standard in the Star Trek universe? I haven’t been able to find it on Memory Alpha and I really want to know if it’s any official language. Would the fancy name for it be Federation Standard?

Aug 31, 2010
#big bang #help a sister out #trek

August 2010

Aug 31, 201072 notes
#hot like mexico #ZACHARY QUINTO JUST MADE YOU COME: THANK HIM
Aug 31, 2010105 notes
#Trololo #leo strut #lolz
Now I'm scared to click...can ya summarize what that link you reblogged is about, the one with all the visceral reactions? Vagueness not only permitted, but appreciated.

You’re right for not clicking. I wish I hadn’t, but I reblogged to show disgust and to show that this bitch is seriously unhinged. Basically, girl throws puppies one by one into river, for no reason. D:

Aug 31, 2010
#ask box
Aug 31, 201033 notes
SET PHASERS TO STUNNING: Are you fucking kidding me right now? → captainkirk.tumblr.com

interatrial:

romulanwhore:

…

i’m gonna fucking kill her.

that is just so horrible omg. :|

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Omg, wtf!? Kill her with fire!!!

Is this real? If it is this is just awful.

I feel physically ill right now.
I hope someone fucking knows who she is and hunts her down and…

I refuse to watch it. I simply refuse. However, I also know, because I’m bipolar and other things, that harming/killing animals is often a red flag to mental illness. So, there’s a possibility this girl may need help.

But also a punch in the face.

God, I watched this, and it was bad watching, all right. But I kind of have a strong stomach and usually I look at something, hate it, then move on. But oh god, it keeps coming back to me, haunting me, and that’s the worst thing ever.

Aug 31, 2010
#seriously sick shit
Aug 30, 20109 notes
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Aug 29, 2010746 notes
Everything is better with buttsex: Another nail in the gay coffin → bigmamag.tumblr.com

lamamama:

You know, if Roddenberry or any of the writers wanted to actively dissuade slash from spreading, wouldn’t they explain just how Spock got through any of his Pon Farrs after that first one? I’m a nutjob, I counted, and there are three more between Amok Time and The Undiscovered Country. Does…

There’s apparently a comment about Spock having gotten married in TNG, but that’s like decades and decades after Kirk’s death anyway.

Space Husbands.

I consulted Memory Alpha and it says that books written after STVI confirm that the wedding Picard met Sarek at was for Spock and Saavik, so this fits nicely with my preferred canon, that Saavik and Spock got married long after Kirk died. And I can’t even truly count that as canon because they’re novels. Though it’s the best idea because clearly he needs a Pon Farr buddy after Kirk’s gone.

Aug 28, 201013 notes
Another nail in the gay coffin

You know, if Roddenberry or any of the writers wanted to actively dissuade slash from spreading, wouldn’t they explain just how Spock got through any of his Pon Farrs after that first one? I’m a nutjob, I counted, and there are three more between Amok Time and The Undiscovered Country. Does Spock have a wife or at least a Pon Farr buddy? Wouldn’t we hear from her or have her mentioned when he died? Even a casual throwaway line would have worked to erase doubt and slice apart any doubt that there is no homo between Kirk and Spock.

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. -Sherlock Holmes

Kirk and Spock are space husbands.

Aug 27, 201013 notes
#Sherlock is so cool that even Spock quotes him #space husbands #slash

speakingofnonsequiturs:

bisexualfury:

I think I finally got my laptop working. I’m so happy.

It’s Iron Man themed…CAUSE I CAN

I named my laptop Jarvis =D My startup sound is

Tony: Jarvis, you there?

Jarvis: At your service, sir.

and this is my wallpaper

image

That is fucking awesome.

That is AWESOME. And I never knew you could change the startup sound. I googled instructions and I am so doing something epic when I think of it. Amok Time fight music?

Aug 27, 201011 notes
Aug 27, 201077 notes
#forever alone #everything went better than expected #spork #space husbands #slash #comic #lolz
Aug 27, 201041 notes
#brilliance #fffuuuu #forever alone
Aug 26, 2010167 notes
#pinto #manip
Aug 26, 2010209 notes
#best ever #Sherlock
Aug 26, 20102,277 notes
Aug 26, 2010
Play
Aug 26, 20102 notes
#simon pegg
Aug 26, 201070 notes
#hanky code #chris pine
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#Sherlock #benedict cumberbatch
Aug 26, 201015,875 notes
#true facts #I'm such a cynic

OMFG, I just wrote Kirk Prime actually referring to Spock Prime as his bondmate and husband. I freaking SQUEALED, CLAPPED MY HANDS, AND PUMPED MY FIST IN THE AIR. IDEK YOU GUYS.

I’m half-tempted to have young!Kirk use the term ‘space husbands’ later. Y/N?

Aug 26, 201010 notes
#space husbands! #big bang #I'm a complete dork
“

“Jim,” Spock said in a whisper, “why do we have to leave here? We can stay. Just you and I. We don’t need those others.”

“He’s off his head.” McCoy grunted. “He’s finally cracked.”

“No. The thing’s finally got to him,” Kirk said, climbing out of the command seat. “It’s offering him the one thing…” He stopped abruptly, realizing that he was giving too much away. He ignored McCoy’s startled look and went up to the Vulcan.

“Spock!”

“We can go down to the planet,” Spock explained reasonably. “We can be together, always…”

”
—

“The Winged Dreamers” from Star Trek: The New Voyages


(I told you it was gay.)

(via corpusinvictus)

UNGH, YES YES YES THIS PART.

(via lamamama)

I just needed this on my dashboard again. GOD I NEED TO READ THIS, I HAVE THE DAMN BOOK RIGHT HERE.

Aug 25, 2010109 notes
#I fail at space husbandry #not so subtle is this

➜ Sherlock friending meme

Aug 25, 20101 note
#friending meme #Sherlock
there is a website called cryingspock.com  → cryingspock.com

lamamama:

(via dinnerinthedarkroom)

Oh my god WAT.

NEEDS HIM CRYING IN THE TMP MOVIE.

Aug 25, 201033 notes
Aug 25, 20106 notes
#Sherlock #sherlock/john
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#Sherlock #sherlock/john
Aug 25, 20105 notes
#Sherlock #sherlock/john
Here's the deal:

verifascinating:

lamamama:

I may have affairs, “flings” if you will, with other pairings, but the Space Husbands are my forever-ever. 

Other pairings: “Trololo, that’s pretty cute, they’re totes in love with each other.”

K/S: “ZOMG SPACE HUSBANDS DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE LOOKED AT HIM THEY ARE SO TOTALLY HAVING MARRIED ADVENTURES IN SPACE. OTP OTP OTP.”

Also, here is Spock with a lollipop in his mouth:

image

^ Truth.

THIS. I never understood people who clung to a pairing for years when I was always someone who, at best, obsessed for 2-3 years at most and then moved on. I know it’s only been over a year since I started this fandom, but I haven’t lost any enthusiasm and it just feels like I’ll be in it for years, if not for the rest of my natural life.

Aug 25, 201036 notes
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You know you live in a small town when

speakingofnonsequiturs:

opinoun:

  • When rolling down a hill sounds like fun

Sounds like fun to me.

When there’s an ambulance on your street and not only does everyone get out of their house to look, but anyone who heard the ambulance coming drives by in their car to look too. Why yes, this happened just today.

Aug 24, 2010
YOU GUYS. I JUST GOT TO THE EPISODE WHERE THE SIREN SETS SAM AND DEAN AGAINST EACH OTHER.

sevenpoints:

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. NO WONDER WINCEST HAS SUCH A HUGE FOLLOWING. IT IS GOD DAMN CANON.

“I gave him what he wanted, and it wasn’t some bitch in a g-string. It was you.”

BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Man, it’s too bad season 4 was pissing me off so much at that point that I forgot how epic that was until now. Seriously, if they weren’t brothers, everyone would ship them. I think my jaw dropped open with Zachariah and the whole, “Erotically co-dependent” line. Good lord, who cares if he probably was lying his little ass off, that’s still an uncomfortably gay line to throw in there when a million other things would have sufficed.

Aug 24, 20107 notes
#all incest is wincest
Aug 23, 201098 notes
#SPACE HUSBANDS
When my damn shows are coming back

Psych…already several episodes in \o/

Supernatural…September 24th

Glee…September 21st

House… September 20th (don’t know if I’ll be watching)

The Big Bang Theory…September 23rd

So basically they’re all back in the same damn week. Fail, tv. At least Psych loves me.

Aug 23, 20101 note
#tv
Aug 23, 2010
Aug 23, 2010
#nostalgia
Research question

Let’s pretend that Kirk Prime somehow magicked himself back into existence and somehow he and Spock Prime have the choice to either stay in the alternate dimension created by red matter or go back to their own dimension. On one hand, they could stay, keep low key, fix up the Vulcan colony and I dunno, play matchmaker and mastermind leaps in technology anonymously. On the other hand, both Kirk and Spock would stop being missing in their own reality, there would still be a Vulcan, they could probably still find jobs in Starfleet, and they wouldn’t have to confuse everyone with their identity. Which decision do you think they would make?

Aug 23, 20107 notes
#by research I mean relevant to a fic I'm writing #space husbands #question
Aug 22, 2010102 notes
#nostalgia #oregon trail
Aug 22, 20101,664 notes
#sherlock

lamamama:

Going through my Daria dvds, it’s funny how my attitudes have changed since I last watched the show (when I was in middle school).

Whereas I used to be like “DARIA ARE YOU ME, OR..?”, now a lot of the time I laugh and go “Oh Daria, get over yourself.”

Not that I don’t enjoy it just as much as I did when I was younger…but things I thought were important when I was 14 aren’t so much to me anymore. 

Is this me becoming old?

This is so true. I watched it again a couple of months ago and I think my favorite episode is the one where she imagines what her future would be like, and I sort of like how even the show knew she’d get over herself because she’s much more grounded as an adult and she has a peace with her parents and her sister.

Aug 22, 201015 notes
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#fuck this I'm going to space #pillars of creation #fuck yeah science #sign me up for a five-year mission
Aug 22, 20103 notes
#we all know I'm easy #just a little soapbox a motel soap wouldn't fit in #poor outed fluffiebunniekins
Worst villain ever

You know, I kind of wish Mycroft was Moriarty. I rewatched A Study in Pink and before it was revealed that Mycroft is actually Sherlock’s brother and basically a good guy, I actually found Mycroft convincing as a villain. He matches Sherlock’s intelligence, demonstrates his ability to elude Sherlock, and has a style that’s classy and you could easily imagine him as a cold psychopath who would kill you, wipe off the knife with an embroidered handkerchief, then walk away, umbrella slung over his shoulder like a gentleman. You know how Sherlock is outwardly cold and rude and people assume he’s a killer when he isn’t? Mycroft could have been his opposite; perfectly normal gentleman who appears kind and honest but is really a twisted killer on the inside.

Moriarty? Sure yeah, he’s smart, but he’s like a whiny douchebag. I think about half of it is the way the actor, director/writers chose to portray him, which is an annoying weasel. Seriously, “No you won’t!” in this silly sing-song voice when Sherlock is being all James Bond just made me laugh my ass off at an intense moment for all the wrong reasons. But it’s more than just that, and I think I know why. He’s the lowest common denominator of a villain, the terrorist. Terrorism is easy; anyone can strap a bomb to something and blow shit up. The guy can’t even make a graceful exit; he actually comes back just to shit with them more, ruining the tiny bit of effect he had. And you know, the fact that he needs a dozen snipers when confronting John and Sherlock just convinces me that he’s somehow the head of a terrorist group who do a lot of the spy work for him, but not in the cool, underplayed way Mycroft has people work for him. I mean, it’s threatening when it’s cameras and technology and you can’t see who’s pulling the strings. When there’s snipers and you yourself are there antagonizing the protagonist, shit’s not nearly as threatening. Yes, Moriarty can burn Sherlock’s heart out of him. But we’re going to assume that’s John, and really, the swimming pool can kill John just as well as Moriarty can. I want a villain that can tear apart Sherlock’s mind. An enemy that can use John, not just threaten his life but do shit to sow discord between them or kidnap John and make it a game for Sherlock to find him.

tl;dr, Moriarty sucks and I just pray that he either goes the hell away or it turns out that this isn’t the real Moriarty, because I’ll be so annoyed if this jackass is the recurring villain.

Aug 22, 2010
#meta #Sherlock #soapbox
I am a high-functioning sociopath: ask me anything → experienceproject.com

This is so cool if you’re wondering what a high-functioning sociopath like Sherlock Holmes is like. This is a real, anonymous girl who answers people’s questions about sociopaths and how she sees the world. It’s fucking interesting all by itself, but then it’s nice to see that the writers of the show really are writing Sherlock well.

Two parts interested me a lot in regard to Sherlock. The first is a commenter saying they are sociopath-like but are able to cry at something beautiful, and the girl says that while she doesn’t cry, she feels great emotion in seeing beautiful things and generally loves life, so it really reminded me of Sherlock looking up at the stars and claiming that he can “appreciate them.” The other part was that the person wasn’t interested in relationships because they’re basically strong emotional attachments, which she’s not capable of, so the closest she’s been to love is infatuation with interesting people. She decided that if she ever were to be with someone for life, they would constantly surprise her and have many layers to peel like an onion. Hmm, sounds familiar.

Aug 22, 20104 notes
#the internet has awesome things #Sherlock #high-functioning sociopath: I'm doing the research
Aug 21, 201083 notes
#the original brokeback mountain #dammit Jim #fml mccoy #eyesex #space husbands
Aug 21, 2010
#tumblrcloud
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