April 2010
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
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Chris and Zach Make a Porno →
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Because who the hell doesn’t like two bff roommates doing it for central air conditioning?
Finally finished the track list for another K/S crack mix!
Yay for songs that have no business being anywhere near this pairing. Now I just have to make a cover!
I hate making covers.
Girl you know it’s true. I’d rather just provide the songs and then plead for someone else to make covers, lol.
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Anyone want to give me prompts for silly domestic K/S sketches? →
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HIT ME, BBs.
What am I doing, I shouldn’t encourage this.Jam session! Spock on the piano; Jim on the guitar! OMG SO CUTE!
Playing “go fish”, and maybe Spock thinks it’s an illogical games. Or BS!
Kirk makes a pancake in the shape of a heart for Spock, and they’re both wearing fuzzy tribble slippers!
Kirk or Spock running a dog-walking service, such that one of them is being pulled down the sidewalk by like 6 different dogs at a time.
Kirk and Spock sharing an umbrella.
Kirk and Spock standing in front of a bathroom mirror doing their usual routines like brushing their teeth or washing their faces.
I COULD GO ON!
PRAY, DO SO. 8D
Trying to bake a cake but it keeps getting burned because they have sex while waiting.
Next-door-neighbor is a bored house wife who keeps borrowing Jim to fix her sink/cabinets/computer. Spock is not pleased, might bust out the rolling pin.
Married sex! Wake up in the morning half tired, legs get tired, feel like it needs to be “spiced up”, maybe role play? :P
Spock joins a local book club, is kicked out after one day because he was too smart or only paid attention to the non-emotional aspects of whatever romance novel they were reading that week.
Grocery shopping, Jim running with the cart, the cart itself carefully divided into Spock’s stuff and Jim’s stuff, Spock treating the experience like an away mission with his shopping list on a PADD and scanning food items for animals products with his tricorder.
….good lord, this was at the top of my head. :P
Moar Nanny Pinto! →
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Holy shit, a sequel to the infamous Nanny Pinto fic! BRB, flailing.
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