Everything is better with buttsex

I read that new Star Trek 2012 interview in which there most likely will be Kirk and Spock playing chess (*squee!!!*) but they casually said ‘on the holodeck’, and my immediate thought was, “but those weren’t invented at this point in time and I doubt an altered timeline would change shit that drastically.” Oh, self. You are also a hypocrite, because you know if there’s even the slightest bit of slash on that holodeck, you’d forgive the writers instantly.

dreamalittlebiggerdarling-:

leganddairy:

i know you’re like, “it was broken?” but trust me i made it better

BEAUTIFUL

PERFECT

A MILLION OTHER POSITIVE ADJECTIVES

I LOVE YOU

omg, amazing. It was truly broken, yes.

“Spock’s tongue was canoodling with his clitoris.”

I feel like my grandma is writing genderswap porn pwps. 


“He could smell himself now, a sweet salty tang, like sea spray.”

I don’t think I’ve ever been to an ocean that smelled like vagina, and if I did, I’d stay indoors. 


“He was hit with this insatiable need to just tear every piece of clothing off Spock and pull him on top and beg him to fuck him, extend that Vulcan penis from its hidey-hole, just slide in and start thrusting.”

Granny, stop writing in my fandom!  D:

snapeandshampoo:

ravendork:

jimmysullivan:

trish-adoresyou:

howharrygottotheparty:

spockblocked:

(in the voice)

Master has given Dobby… A SOCK!

OH MY GOD

PERFECT 

THIS IS WIN

I wish my mum was this awesome.

OHMYGOD THE BEST THING MY MOM’S EVER CALLED ME WAS HERMIONE

And she called people who knew nothing about HP muggles but…

Oh my god, best mom EVER.

It was pretty damn good. I need to watch more LGBT-themed movies.

And as ever, I am bemused with how many want to follow me, but also grateful. :)

All right, I want to watch some of Doctor Who to see if I’ll like it. I get that I don’t need to watch from the very beginning (god, no, too freaking much) and that it will make sense if I start with the new stuff, but do I need to watch that 1996 movie or should I just start with the 2005 reboot with the 9th doctor? I’m so confuzzled.

in media res, inspired by this picture….

“Damn it, Spock! I can’t do this with you too. My mom would hardly look at me as a kid, and she flat-out stayed away when I started growing into a man, a man that looked way too much like a ghost.”

“I do not understand how my current situation is similar to your mother’s with regard to you.”

“She couldn’t look at me, and now you won’t look at me.” Jim dragged his hands from Spock’s shoulders to his face. “I don’t have her face, Spock.”

“No, you do not. However, you have her spirit within you. When you speak, when you laugh, when you smile, when you say my name—I see her again.”

Jim scoffed. “So, what, you’re going to push me away just like my mom did? All because I remind you both of someone else, someone better?”

“No,” Spock said harshly, grabbing Jim’s hands and pulling them from his face, but not letting go of his grip. “I am concerned by my own reaction to you. You are her and, more importantly, you are you. My mother exists in my memory, my past. You are the future I long for yet fear of having. You do not comprehend how Vulcans love, how I love. If I were to have you, even for a moment, I would not let you go.”

Maybe that should have frightened Jim. A relationship with no escape clause? But the thing was, he believed Spock. Spock had already shown such unwavering loyalty in mere friendship. Instead of feeling claustrophobic or wary of a doubling of that same loyalty, Jim realized that he wanted to be coveted, wanted to be jealousy guarded and obsessed over. What he wanted, more than anything, was to believe that there was one person in the universe who would never leave.

Jim breathed all his anger and misgivings out, then pulled Spock close by their interlocked hands and kissed him. He pulled back almost immediately and looked soberly into Spock’s eyes.

“There, you’ve had me for a moment. Guess you’re stuck with me.”

Spock stared inscrutably at him for a moment, expression bordering on shock. Finally he sighed and rested his forehead against Jim’s.

I bit the bullet and went to page-a-mod, and peacock said she thought it was a good idea and she’ll be asking the other mods about making one this weekend or the next.

Where the fuck have all the cowboys gone the anarchy days gone? Everyone knows that hardly anything gets posted on the mothership nowadays, so I figure having an anarchy day where you can post about anything would be a good solution to drum up hilarity. Does anyone else want one of these?

corpusinvictus:

I have a toy Spock in the red cadet outfit.  You guys wanna see it?

YES, I WISH TO SEE THIS MAGIC.

lamamama replied to your post: On Pinto

Hahaha, never stopped me with Shatnoy though! I don’t know if I really ship Pinto in the sense that they could be together someday…I just like reading about the possibility of it?

Yep, that’s how most shippers of rps are, and I totally understand that. I think that’s where we diverge: you enjoy the possibility, I enjoy the illusion. I don’t think there’s a huge difference, just that I lose interest when there’s nothing actively going on to keep up the illusion and you can stay interested because when it’s a possibility that they could ever get together, you don’t necessarily need a bunch of proof, just the basic fact that they’re alive and breathing and that there is a future Pinto press tour. I’m almost 100% sure that while I’m sort of letting my interest wane, I’ll be a rabid tinhat by then because by god, there will be a glorious razzle dazzle illusion of hormone-laden UST going down.

Right now I’m sort of ‘whatever’ about Pinto. When I ship RPS (which is practically never), I have to have constant proof or see them interact to keep my interest piqued. I need the illusion that they’re currently hanging out and being slashy. It’s sort of like watching a tv series with my otp and after several episodes the pairing never interacts, but it’s worse with RPS because it’s much more fleeting whereas several episodes of a tv show can be months and months worth of waiting.

I used to love J2, but stopped shipping it a long time ago. My interest left completely when they were married. I don’t care if others ship them still, but to me that’s a bit weird and kind of hopeless. I need the illusion that they could get together and wishing divorce on them is stupid and sad. I mean, imagine if in the TOS movies Kirk got married. It would be near impossible to keep shipping K/S, though some could do it happily. I need the illusion that it could happen.

verifascinating replied to your post: I have a disturbing urge to vid TOS to Will Smith’s “Wild, Wild, West.”

Or Ginuwine’s PONY. LMAO. “Ride it: my pony. My saddle’s waiting. Come and jump on it.”